“Wait, we didn’t charge anything?” Trent Reznor, Webby Artist of the Year.
“Thank God, Conan got promoted.” Jimmy Fallon, Webby Person of the Year.
“Free all attractive political prisoners, ” The Onion, Webby award for humor.
Those are just a few of the acceptance speeches given at the Webby Awards, held this week in New York City.
The group gives out awards for excellence on the internet and requires that all speeches be no longer than five words.Â As a result, the speeches are fascinating.